I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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