I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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