***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Two words: nipple clamps
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