Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Life is so much better after having sex.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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