I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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