why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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