Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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