Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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