Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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