Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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