margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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