like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
