yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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