So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize
