I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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