I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
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