So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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