yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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