I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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