she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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