u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I will be naked everywhere
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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