Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
All the doctor said was why
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
