i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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