yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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