im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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