so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
