I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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