Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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