he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
What a dumb baby whore.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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