What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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