Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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