Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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