Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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