Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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