idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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