Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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