I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
so explain again why im purple
no
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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