So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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