drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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