Don't you send me to vm
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
