I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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