you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
she pinky promised me she was 18
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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