I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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