I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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