She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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