This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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