Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
How naked do you want me to be?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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