how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Two words: nipple clamps
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