i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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