I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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