Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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